it's official! [part one.]

[this would be novel length, so i'm splitting it up. fyi.]

apparently i go to school with idiots.

that, or i'm just starting to hate people with more of a passion than i ever have before. either way, it's for sure now. consciously or not, people are dumb.

it started a couple days ago, and has proceeded to build up to a point where i may inflict bodily harm soon.

preface: i'm pee-shy. i can't do it if someone's in the bathroom that i don't know. i get around this obstacle by simply running water or turning on the hand dryer. what can i say? i think it's weird if someone can hear me.

set up: about 830am, before class. i am in the bathroom, brushing my teeth, when a girl walks in and starts washing her face. fine, whatever. i turn off the water and realize i have to pee, so i turn it back on. i get in my stall, start to go... and lo and behold... this girl turns off her water... then proceeds to TURN OFF MINE. i'm sorry. WHAT?! i didn't forget to turn it off... i purposely turned it back on for 45 seconds.

apparently she's trying to save the fish, one pee-shy person at a time.

because it was so shocking, i had stopped peeing and had to then start up again. i shook my head as i sat, imagining why someone would do this. i came up with nothing. i was only reminded of this incident because she is currently sitting out in the hall talking on her cell phone outside of the bathroom. i am tempted to grab a cup of water and throw it in her face, exclaiming, "this is what you took away from me that morning. bitch." i just don't get it. i am flabergasted as to why someone would do that.

clearly i am not affecting you by running water two sinks away. i didn't leave the bathroom; clearly i am in the stall. do you like to hear people pee? personally, i'd rather run water on all fronts. myself, a stranger, my friends, it's just uncomfortable.

i hate her. i don't even know her name.