"oh god no."

me: "the library almost ruined us."

professor ivry: "are you guys a couple?"

joey: "oh god no!"

pause. laughter from the class and prof.

professor ivry: "'god no?' did you hear that?!"

me: "yeah." [plant smile on face. hilarious.]

three minutes later.

me: "you had to pay 50 cents just for the copy card."

joey: "oh, you didn't pay crap!"

pause. laughter from the class and prof.

professor ivry: "that's what i wanted. library survivor. no no, better than that. the amazing race, library edition!"

god dammit.

i heart whitewater.