oh today.

random thoughts for today:

ashlee simpson is a poor poor performer. i think she sounds okay on her "record" [lingo for cd...], but man... when she gets out there... she's just obnoxious. [related thought: ryan cabrera should be the one with the tv show. he is attractive and normal, and makes fun of ashlee when she farts, yet loves her anyway.]

milk is my heroin. i've never been addicted to hard core drugs, but if i was, i don't think anything would be as good as milk. it's almost wrong. i have the ability to take in an obscene amount of the liquid and still crave more. tim says he's going to get me a cow for my birthday so i can keep it next to my bed and "latch on" whenever i saw fit. however, that would not only be gross in the sexual connotation way, but also b/c i need skim. or at least 1%. pasturize that cream; i'm good to go.

i am anti-social. today was the first thursday in a really long time that i didn't get drunk, or leave my room pretty much. it was fairly enjoyable, although boring. i took a three hour nap and passed on any invitation to go out, instead favoring the oc slash mtv reruns of the ashlee simpson show [hence ashlee comments.].

whoever invented the itrip is a genius and should thus receive a raise. for those that don't know, an itrip is just this little tiny thing that you can plug into the top of your ipod, tune your radio to a certain station, and then proceed to listen to any song through your car speakers, or radio speakers, wherever you choose to play it. it is the greatest invention. i have no idea how it works, but it is exceptional. to have all those songs at your fingertips?! amazing.

inconsistent people need to stop talking to me. enough said.

i need to get my phone fixed. asap. for those that apparently don't talk to me and consequently don't understand this, my phone is coming apart. it's not even a year old, but apparently i have dropped it 100 times too many. i have to squeeze the bottom together to make a connection. i was on the phone for a lengthy period of time tonight and my hand got tired. also, this prohibits me from cradling my phone. trust me, my friends, you take cradling the phone between your head and shoulder for granted. it's very obnoxious.

perhaps you're not the only one. a little more cryptic, but true. it seems relationships are tough, and although you may have had differences and split up for a reason, perhaps some of the same things you were thinking were in their head as well. perhaps you should have done certain things differently, or added things to your repitoire, but it's too late and shouldn't matter anymore. the past is past.

i generally hate drunk people when i'm sober. with a passion. when i'm in the bathroom peeing and some drunk guy comes in to use the urinal, i don't like it. when i'm drunk, it's hilarious. when drunk, things are just so much more entertaining. when sober, the same things are dumb and you want to hit the people doing them. however, anyone who uses the word "implicature" in a sentence about a boy is automatically a-okay in my book. aka jenni. i guess there are the annoying drunks, and the funny drunks. i know i'm just an amazing drunk. ha. just kidding. i think i can be both. i hope i'm not annoying actually [help me if i am.].

people that substitute the letter "z" for s need to shape up. such as "boyz". this is both unneccessary and makes you look like an idiot. stop it.

random acts of... randomness make me smile. amanda made me a sign for my door tonight b/c she was unaware of my deviant friends that thought it would be funny to take away anything that had my name on it on my door that acknowledged 320 bigelow was my room. so now i have something, and it makes me smile.

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