dear apt. 7.

the note taped to my mailbox:

"i live above you and would really appreciate it if, in the morning, you could keep your music, or at least the bass level of your music, turned down.

-Thank You!
Apt #7"



the note i wish i could tape to apt. 7:

"i live below you and only turn up my music to drown out the sounds of the sex you have above me. also, i would really appreciate it if, in the evening, you could keep your george michael turned down."

-Thanks a mil!
Apt #2

p.s. would you mind if i substituted the bass for moans and groans of headbanging sex? suuuper! suck it up and go back to sleep."



i'm sorry newbie, but i've lived here for a year and a half and never had a complaint, nor do i dish them out. it's an apartment building. deal with it.

i will give her this: she has very nice handwriting.